X-Rated.

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‘X-Rated’!

Don’t go off on me now, Miss Opinionated.

I won’t be that silly,

And pen something promiscuous or filthy.

I wouldn’t dare do so.

Poetry Parlour would show me the door.

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For me ‘X-rated’ would be

Those theorems I got wrong in Geometry!

Or the large, red ‘X’s’ I’d receive,

Each time X didn’t find Y, you see.

Do you see now, what I intended,

Was to tell you that Maths should have been ‘X-rated.’

Abolished, deleted from the face of the earth.

I’m quite happy now, with the few dimes in my purse!

Never needed Maths a bit in my life,

So wish it was ‘X-rated’ from the beginning of time.

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17 responses to “X-Rated.”

  1. It was truly hilarious Natasha. Loved the take💚

    1. 😂 Thanks Gowri. Maths was and will always be the bane of my life!

  2. You have read my mind. Funny indeed for Maths lovers .

    1. Thanks Amrita dear. Glad you found it funny.

  3. Hahaha. Such a witty poem. Simply superb.💚 I prostrated in front of the Maths book after my ICSE board exam, with tears of joy in my eyes at the final farewell.

    1. 😂😂 I did the same. But history repeats itself and I found myself teaching first the son and now the daughter, grudgingly. I must say I do understand the dreaded matter better now. When I was young I simply got cold feet. Now that the girl got cold feet, I can help her sit and decipher the gibberish.
      Thanks Moonmoon.

  4. Just attended an abacus session with my son before reading this.. And im with you on this.😁

  5. Haha…smart one Natasha! Abolish maths…oh dear!

  6. Haha! Hilarious😛😃👌👌

    1. Happy you liked it Pooja😍

  7. Maths n me😭😭😭
    Always at a fight. Awesome darling😂

  8. Same here Sonali doll. Glad you liked it.

  9. Lovely and amusing Natasha

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